Tag: jokes
member name: Leo Lemmer
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December 18, 2009 01:02 PM EST --
1 Ho w many vegetables had to die for your stupid salad?
2 Tomorrow I will wake up sober. You will wake up still ugly.
3 Caution: . . .
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April 18, 2009 02:23 PM EDT --
More highly selected readings for the superlatively intelligent:
Bumper stickers:
1. Can I vote on your marriage now?
2. Warning: Trespassers will be shot. Survivors . . .
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April 22, 2009 07:06 PM EDT --
We have discovered that ay least one gay man lives at our apartment complex. Yes! Someone is going into apartments while tenants are at work and re-arranging the furniture!
Not only that but . . .
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April 22, 2009 05:44 PM EDT --
# 6 Selected readings for the superlatively intelligent
The intelligentsia loves bumper stickers. How about you?
1 My kid is prisoner of the month at the county jail.
2 . . .
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April 23, 2009 03:52 PM EDT --
# 6: Selected readings for the superlatively intelligent: bumper stickers are a favorite reading of the intelligentsia. (A fact I invented.)
1. If at first you don't succeed, so . . .
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November 27, 2009 11:33 AM EST --
1. Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy takes out his phone and calls the emergency services. . . .
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July 19, 2009 10:49 AM EDT --
Yes, to the bumper sticker!
1 Ever seen a UZI fired from a car window?
2 Are you as close to Jesus as you are to my bumper?
3 Have an ordinary . . .
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November 15, 2009 11:42 AM EST --
The intelligentsia loves bumper stickers.
1 My kid is prisoner of the month at the county jail.
2 Got a gun for my wife. Best trade I ever made. . . .
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August 09, 2009 04:52 PM EDT --
Dumbest Quotes Ever
Question: If you could live forever, would you and why?
Answer: "I would not live forever, because we should not live forever, because if we were supposed to . . .
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December 01, 2009 12:37 PM EST --
A husband and wife were having dinner at a very fine restaurant when this absolutely stunning young woman comes over to their table, gives the husband a big kiss, says she'll see him later and walks . . .
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July 17, 2009 09:42 AM EDT --
We the intelligentsia find bumper stickers among our favorite reading.
1 I feel better now that I’ve given up hope.
2 I carry a gun because a cop is too . . .
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July 18, 2009 11:16 AM EDT --
You asked for more stimulating readings from our favorite genre: bumper stickers.
1 I used to care. Now I take a pill for that.
2 I don’t suffer from . . .
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