Tag: joke
member name: Leo Lemmer
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December 20, 2009 04:30 PM EST --
Simple, easy way to clean the commode:
This was simply too much of a time saver not to share it with you.
1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of . . .
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December 18, 2009 01:02 PM EST --
1 Ho w many vegetables had to die for your stupid salad?
2 Tomorrow I will wake up sober. You will wake up still ugly.
3 Caution: . . .
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April 16, 2009 05:38 PM EDT --
Another "Selected Readings for the Superlatively Intelligent" --I enjoy reading T-shirts and bumper stickers. Not only do they often make me smile but also I learn something about the person. . . .
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April 19, 2009 12:05 PM EDT --
Thought-provoking bumper stickers:
1. I got a gun for my wife. Best trade I ever made.
2. So, can I teach evolution in your church?
3. Be nice to nerds. Chances . . .
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November 15, 2009 04:26 PM EST --
This information has just been released:
Treatments for different types of flu:
What is the difference between Bird Flu and Swine Flu?
For bird flu you need tweetment. . . .
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December 07, 2009 10:56 AM EST --
1 Unattended children will be given a latte and a kitty.
2. Oh, No! I forgot to get a job.
3 What a friend we have in cheeses.
4 Whom would Jesus bomb? . . .
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May 15, 2009 12:46 PM EDT --
A young immigrant couple were expecting their first child. They knew the importance of names and wanted their daughter to have the best possible start in America with a good name. They looked . . .
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July 23, 2009 09:14 AM EDT --
1 Unattended children will be given a latte and a kitty.
2 True friends don't let friends marry.
4 Whether you like it or not, you are following . . .
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July 24, 2009 12:54 PM EDT --
Little Barack, a first grader, came running into his first grade classroom just before school started. Oh, Miss Brooks, Miss Brooks, I found a DEAD Dog!"
"Now calm down, Barry. How . . .
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September 12, 2009 02:20 PM EDT --
Our favorite reading: bumper sticker creations:
I'll try to be kinder if you will try to be smarter.
Nothing ever seems right anymore.
I re-cycle . . .
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July 26, 2009 10:34 AM EDT --
Bumper sticker wisdom:
1 Was Mickey Mouse a dog or a cat?
2 I don’t dial 911.
3 I’m not texting. I’m writing my . . .
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August 12, 2009 10:33 AM EDT --
# 1 favorite reading: bumper stickers!
1 Less barking. More wagging.
2 Sanity calms but madness is more interesting.
3 Only dead fish follow the stream. . . .
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April 13, 2009 12:28 PM EDT --
Ice Cream
An elderly couple went for their yearly physical. The doctor noticed that both had poor memory recall and suggested that they write everything down.
As the . . .
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April 22, 2009 02:38 PM EDT --
How to install a home security system:
1. Go to . . .
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December 14, 2009 05:33 PM EST --
A guy walks into a jewelry store with this hot blonde. He says to the jeweler, I want to see your finest piece. The jewler brings out this $1,000 bracelet. The guy says, “I don’t think . . .
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April 15, 2009 02:27 PM EDT --
Bumper sticker creations:
I watch the Daily Show, and I vote!
Unattended children will be given an espresso and kitten.
I am not an alcoholic I am a drunk. Alcoholics go to meetngs.
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April 20, 2009 01:35 PM EDT --
Great bumper stickers:
1. Are you as close to Jesus as you are to my bumper?
2. Are you stupid or just stoned?
3. I don't care what you think. My dog loves me.
4. Wish . . .
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July 20, 2009 11:13 AM EDT --
Become wise. Read bumper stickers:
1 A house without a dog is not a home.
2 Put down the cell phone and nobody gets hurt.
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December 09, 2009 02:04 PM EST --
1 I am not drunk! I'm texting.
2 I feel better now that I've given up hope.
3 I carry a gun because a policeman's too heavy.
4 Saturday has a morning?
5 If a man . . .
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November 29, 2009 12:25 PM EST --
Yes, we love bumper stickers.
1 The 2 most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity.
2 If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
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