Tag: humor
member name: Leo Lemmer
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December 20, 2009 04:30 PM EST --
Simple, easy way to clean the commode:
This was simply too much of a time saver not to share it with you.
1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of . . .
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December 20, 2009 01:56 PM EST --
Exercise your brain and make a sentence with these letters: Add only a, an, the , and and .
w e c m d
Women everywhere . . .
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December 18, 2009 01:02 PM EST --
1 Ho w many vegetables had to die for your stupid salad?
2 Tomorrow I will wake up sober. You will wake up still ugly.
3 Caution: . . .
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April 22, 2009 07:06 PM EDT --
We have discovered that ay least one gay man lives at our apartment complex. Yes! Someone is going into apartments while tenants are at work and re-arranging the furniture!
Not only that but . . .
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November 15, 2009 04:26 PM EST --
This information has just been released:
Treatments for different types of flu:
What is the difference between Bird Flu and Swine Flu?
For bird flu you need tweetment. . . .
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December 07, 2009 10:56 AM EST --
1 Unattended children will be given a latte and a kitty.
2. Oh, No! I forgot to get a job.
3 What a friend we have in cheeses.
4 Whom would Jesus bomb? . . .
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December 10, 2009 01:37 PM EST --
Our Crazy Language
An oldie, but favorite...
There is a funny "gotcha" in this. See if you can find it.
Did you know that "verb" is a noun?
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April 22, 2009 05:44 PM EDT --
# 6 Selected readings for the superlatively intelligent
The intelligentsia loves bumper stickers. How about you?
1 My kid is prisoner of the month at the county jail.
2 . . .
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April 23, 2009 02:00 PM EDT --
I love this brilliant doctor.
(from an e-mail)
Q: Doctor, I've . . .
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April 23, 2009 03:52 PM EDT --
# 6: Selected readings for the superlatively intelligent: bumper stickers are a favorite reading of the intelligentsia. (A fact I invented.)
1. If at first you don't succeed, so . . .
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April 25, 2009 06:59 PM EDT --
E veryone concentrates on the problems we're having in this country lately: illegal immigration, hurricane recovery, alligators attacking people in Florida.
Not me. I . . .
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June 10, 2009 01:35 PM EDT --
Yes, it is true. Barack Hussein Obama is abnormal! While watching the news, surely you have seen Obama sign his name. This man is left handed.Yes, look again; he is unashamedly left handed. . . .
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October 17, 2009 11:25 AM EDT --
Please excuse me while I think of an excuse for plagiarizing this material. I made a duplicate of an e-mail to duplicate it here and have no idea about the source. . . .
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November 27, 2009 11:33 AM EST --
1. Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy takes out his phone and calls the emergency services. . . .
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December 02, 2009 02:19 PM EST --
1 Life is overrated.
2 Hope--sold out
Next shipment in 2014
3 Bush president survivor
4 I watch Comedy Sentral News. . . .
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August 04, 2009 12:05 PM EDT --
Caution: this is satire:
(in other words, I so not mean what I say.)
I have many reasons to hate this socialist Barrack Hussein Obama, but these are a few:
1 Obama want . . .
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July 19, 2009 10:49 AM EDT --
Yes, to the bumper sticker!
1 Ever seen a UZI fired from a car window?
2 Are you as close to Jesus as you are to my bumper?
3 Have an ordinary . . .
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July 19, 2009 04:46 PM EDT --
you cannot make your right foot do what you want it to do. I will prove my accusation!
You want your foot to turn clockwise. Lift your right foot off the floor and turn it clockwise. While doing this, . . .
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July 23, 2009 09:14 AM EDT --
1 Unattended children will be given a latte and a kitty.
2 True friends don't let friends marry.
4 Whether you like it or not, you are following . . .
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July 24, 2009 12:54 PM EDT --
Little Barack, a first grader, came running into his first grade classroom just before school started. Oh, Miss Brooks, Miss Brooks, I found a DEAD Dog!"
"Now calm down, Barry. How . . .
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