Tag: fun
member name: Leo Lemmer
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December 20, 2009 04:30 PM EST --
Simple, easy way to clean the commode:
This was simply too much of a time saver not to share it with you.
1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of . . .
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December 20, 2009 01:56 PM EST --
Exercise your brain and make a sentence with these letters: Add only a, an, the , and and .
w e c m d
Women everywhere . . .
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December 16, 2009 01:56 PM EST --
Yes, friends, we should encourage unhealthy living--obesity, alcoholism, smoking--even fast food and fatty meats! Any intelligent person will agree with me when I explain my reason! . . .
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April 16, 2009 05:38 PM EDT --
Another "Selected Readings for the Superlatively Intelligent" --I enjoy reading T-shirts and bumper stickers. Not only do they often make me smile but also I learn something about the person. . . .
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April 18, 2009 02:23 PM EDT --
More highly selected readings for the superlatively intelligent:
Bumper stickers:
1. Can I vote on your marriage now?
2. Warning: Trespassers will be shot. Survivors . . .
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April 19, 2009 12:05 PM EDT --
Thought-provoking bumper stickers:
1. I got a gun for my wife. Best trade I ever made.
2. So, can I teach evolution in your church?
3. Be nice to nerds. Chances . . .
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December 14, 2009 03:34 PM EST --
Make a sentence with these letters i n order . Add only a , an, the, and and.
M F A B R
My face appeared beet red.
The monster forgot all Bambi's requests. . . .
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December 07, 2009 10:56 AM EST --
1 Unattended children will be given a latte and a kitty.
2. Oh, No! I forgot to get a job.
3 What a friend we have in cheeses.
4 Whom would Jesus bomb? . . .
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December 10, 2009 01:37 PM EST --
Our Crazy Language
An oldie, but favorite...
There is a funny "gotcha" in this. See if you can find it.
Did you know that "verb" is a noun?
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April 23, 2009 03:52 PM EDT --
# 6: Selected readings for the superlatively intelligent: bumper stickers are a favorite reading of the intelligentsia. (A fact I invented.)
1. If at first you don't succeed, so . . .
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June 10, 2009 01:35 PM EDT --
Yes, it is true. Barack Hussein Obama is abnormal! While watching the news, surely you have seen Obama sign his name. This man is left handed.Yes, look again; he is unashamedly left handed. . . .
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October 17, 2009 11:25 AM EDT --
Please excuse me while I think of an excuse for plagiarizing this material. I made a duplicate of an e-mail to duplicate it here and have no idea about the source. . . .
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November 27, 2009 11:33 AM EST --
1. Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy takes out his phone and calls the emergency services. . . .
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December 02, 2009 02:19 PM EST --
1 Life is overrated.
2 Hope--sold out
Next shipment in 2014
3 Bush president survivor
4 I watch Comedy Sentral News. . . .
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July 19, 2009 10:49 AM EDT --
Yes, to the bumper sticker!
1 Ever seen a UZI fired from a car window?
2 Are you as close to Jesus as you are to my bumper?
3 Have an ordinary . . .
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July 19, 2009 04:46 PM EDT --
you cannot make your right foot do what you want it to do. I will prove my accusation!
You want your foot to turn clockwise. Lift your right foot off the floor and turn it clockwise. While doing this, . . .
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July 23, 2009 09:14 AM EDT --
1 Unattended children will be given a latte and a kitty.
2 True friends don't let friends marry.
4 Whether you like it or not, you are following . . .
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July 24, 2009 12:54 PM EDT --
Little Barack, a first grader, came running into his first grade classroom just before school started. Oh, Miss Brooks, Miss Brooks, I found a DEAD Dog!"
"Now calm down, Barry. How . . .
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September 12, 2009 02:20 PM EDT --
Our favorite reading: bumper sticker creations:
I'll try to be kinder if you will try to be smarter.
Nothing ever seems right anymore.
I re-cycle . . .
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September 17, 2009 10:42 AM EDT --
As we get older we sometimes begin to doubt our ability to
"make a difference" in the world. It is at these times that
our hopes are boosted by the remarkable achievements . . .
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